A load of old shit that is in the local charity shop

There's this weird charity shop up the road. They mostly sell furniture, I am guessing from house clearances. It's staffed by ex-drug addicts. Some of them shout a lot. Last year I offered them our old bed but they said it wasn't good enough to go in there, the cheeky gets. Sometimes you can get a Marian Keyes book in there for 50p . I thought I would show you some of the luxurious items they have in there, that no-one is ever going to buy.

A horrible wooden fish thing

A coffee jar with no lid on it that has got ducks on it

A plastic promotional cup for the film Hook with red plastic disposable forks in  it, wrapped up in a plastic bag

Various books including The National Trust handbook 2002 and a 1988 guide to Portugal

Computer things , an old school photograph of people who you don't know, A framed picture of two ducks who look like they are sitting for a portrait

A wooden thing with spoons on it that say Lyme Regis and things like that with some miniature teapots on it and another duck

Top right is a Dolphin Calendar 2010 and for good measure a cuddly toy.